Lyrics

Crunchin’ the Kernel
Music & Lyrics by Rändi Fay © 2015

The flame's set to sizzle
'got the butter standing by
gonna pour in the corn
I'm gonna pop for my guy
We'll be crunchin' the kernel,
Jaggin' the general rhythm with major control
and with admirable attention
all of our privates will be on patrol.

Feel the heat with your fingers 
taste the salt and the spice
Splash on the butter
put the talking' on ice
We'll be crunchin' the kernel,
Claiming the corporal kingdom by selling our souls
and with admirable attention
all of our privates will be on patrol.

Exploring terrain by candlelight
Working out our strategy
the pressure's rising on my appetite 
A delectable trajectory

Marinate with a touch,
intoxicate with a squeeze
Now we are cookin'
and I'm burning to please
We'll be crunchin' the kernel,
Jaggin the general rhythm with major control
and with admirable attention
we'll keep it up 'til we empty the bowl...